MONDAY AUG 29, 2016
The Hotels
The Hotels are either a poor man's Hüsker Dü or a homeless man's Katy Perry. Your 13-year-old cousin knows all about The Hotels and you're getting old. The Hotels locked the keys to the City inside the City and are now totally stranded in the middle of Fucking Nowhere. The Hotels are the car stereo that goes bump in the night. The Hotels probably think they sound like AC/DC or some stupid shit like that. The Hotels have lived with their girlfriend for like three years and still call the place "My Girlfriend's Apartment." The Hotels tried to buy a lucy at the Gas Station and then pretended like they already knew that shit's illegal in Atlanta when they totally didn't. If The Hotels die, they want their ashes scattered in Rivers Cuomo's living room, all over his precious sofa and shit.
The Hotels are either a poor man's Hüsker Dü or a homeless man's Katy Perry. Your 13-year-old cousin knows all about The Hotels and you're getting old. The Hotels locked the keys to the City inside the City and are now totally stranded in the middle of Fucking Nowhere. The Hotels are the car stereo that goes bump in the night. The Hotels probably think they sound like AC/DC or some stupid shit like that. The Hotels have lived with their girlfriend for like three years and still call the place "My Girlfriend's Apartment." The Hotels tried to buy a lucy at the Gas Station and then pretended like they already knew that shit's illegal in Atlanta when they totally didn't. If The Hotels die, they want their ashes scattered in Rivers Cuomo's living room, all over his precious sofa and shit.